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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

The chickens have become self-aware!

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A house comes around the corner.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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