What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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