- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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