- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??