What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Anti Joke

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