- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

YOLO You only like Oreos

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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