What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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