- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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