- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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