What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

So a horse walks into a barn.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A man walks into a vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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