What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

This is funny.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Bob Saget that is all

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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