- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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