Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Anti Joke

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