Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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pobody's nerfect

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Women's Rights..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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