How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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