What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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