- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

nolan is gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's funny? Women's rights.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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