- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

the economy.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Matt is a Duster!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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