- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Massie is a fatass

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.