- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, I went to Peru.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Vaginal secretions

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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