yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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