- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Who wants water? I do.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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