a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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