what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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