What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Who wants water? I do.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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