My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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whats black and large -me

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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