a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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my penis

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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