Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Andoni was here

here's a joke... the american education society

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Pickles are powerful

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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