Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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