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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Waffles ate my grandma

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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