Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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alex is cool

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Okay, after this one then...

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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