- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Jordan is pregant

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Eric is gay Ha

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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