- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Fat? Jesse Z

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

richard is fag

whats funnier than 24? 25

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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