why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Eric is gay Ha

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Jordan is pregant

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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