- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What do you do at a club? You club.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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