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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

you give like i give lomain

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

I'm so punny.

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