A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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i have two hands.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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