What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Who wants water? I do.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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