- Anti Joke

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman