whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

i committed murder

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

PENIS lol

why wont me daughter eat my feces

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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