Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

This is a joke.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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