- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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