- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

knock knock There's no door

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

say it ten times fast: oh

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

I walk into a bar...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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