Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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think twice or at least think

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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