Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

no really what are ur names?

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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