- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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