- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

I walk into a bar...

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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