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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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