- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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