- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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