Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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su algato es en fuego

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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