- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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