- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

I used to know what alzheimers was

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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