- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

i have two hands.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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