- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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