Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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