What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A American seeking into mexico

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Anti Joke

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