Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

thumb_up thumb_down -2

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How come anti jokes r funny

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Call of Duty is a good game.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

a man makes a bad joke

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops