- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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