A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

I hate Jews The Holocaust

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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