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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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