- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

why are black people so fast? because there black

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What? Yes.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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