What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Kevin and Ramin

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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