- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

The truth is he loves her!!

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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