- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

There once was this guy and he fell down

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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