- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

lets bomb africa

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

an emo girl walked into a white room

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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