- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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