- Anti Joke

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

knock,knock you suck

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.