- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

your face

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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