- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

vote this down and i will DOX you

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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