- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

You should read the Terms of Service.

WNBA

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Roses are flowers.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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