People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Nah

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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