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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

eoin burgin is fat

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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