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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

where do some birds live in? Earth

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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