- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

your mama's so fat... that's it

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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