- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

knock,knock you suck

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

There once was this guy and he fell down

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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