- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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