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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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