- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A women left the kitchen.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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