What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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