- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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