How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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