What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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