- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

your mama's so fat... that's it

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