Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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