- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

I literally died laughing

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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