What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

no really what are ur names?

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Anti Joke

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