- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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