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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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