- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

I walk into a bar...

Your Mom The End.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Jordan is pregant

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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