My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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