- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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