- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Jordan is pregant

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

knock knock There's no door

say it ten times fast: oh

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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