I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

nolan is gay

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

su algato es en fuego

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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