- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

a. why? b. because

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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