Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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lewis=cardiac

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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