A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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