- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

women's rights

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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