- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Sixty... eight

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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