- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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