- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Dance is a sport

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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