- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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