How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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