- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

The lion swallowed his pride.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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