What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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