- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Female rights.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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