Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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