what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

An Asian with a big dick.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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