Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Women's Rights

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Please ignore this statement.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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