what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

"Knock knock" Come in!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

I hate Jews The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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