- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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