- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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