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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What is older than history?

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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