an ethopian thanksgiving

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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