- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

How about that airline food?

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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