Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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flavin's head

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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