- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

How about that airline food?

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Bob Saget that is all

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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