- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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