what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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