- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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