- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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