What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What's big and purple? Barney

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

How about that airline food?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

A dyslexic blind man

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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