Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why? Because.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Hello penis

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Homo say what?

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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