- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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