A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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gingers

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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