- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

the redsox

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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