- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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