- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Women's professional sports

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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