- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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