- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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