A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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I don't get it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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