A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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