What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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