- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A miserable man committed suicide.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

A penis walks into a bar..

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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