- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Jeff

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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