- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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