- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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