- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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