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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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