Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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America

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A dyslexic blind man

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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