- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

i found waldo.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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