What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Robert Mugabe.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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