Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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