- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do black people eat? Food.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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