- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Roses are red, yup.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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