- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

The chickens have become self-aware!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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