Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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CFL

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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